(Source: weheartit.com, via mmmmaygen)

malfaro Asked:
33: My current relationship status? 49: Am I excited for anything? 58: What’s my strangest talent? 77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it? 86: What is my current desktop picture? (hope I'm not being too nosy)

Not at all, thanks for the questions!

33. I’m currently single.

49. I’m excited that my friend Jerry is coming back from the army for good.

58. Honestly don’t think I have any talents, let alone a strange one. (Unless procrastination counts?)

77. Can’t think of one specifically but it makes me really happy when I hear a song I haven’t listened to in forever and I fall in love with it all over again.

86. My dog.

(Source: fuckerama, via thatmissingweek)


I’m dreading Easter because everyone is going to make a thousand different variations of the same post about haha 4/20 praise it or blazing with Jesus or some other shit

It’s already happening.

(via protestthevillain)

Anonymous Asked:
Watermelon, Raspberry, Paopu Fruit for FTW!

Whoa, thanks!

Anonymous Asked:
Starfruit times a million

☺️ Thank you.


"She’s really pretty for a black girl"


“He’s really cool for a gay guy”


“She’s doing really well for a woman”


(via butseriouslyy)

malfaro Asked:
5: 4 turns on? 15: Favorite quote? 17: Favorite food? 31: How you feel right now? 78: How can you win my heart? 84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?

5. Neck biting, intelligence, a fit/healthy looking body, attentiveness.

15. Don’t really have one.

17. Pizza.

31. I’m content at the moment.

78. I don’t think there’s some sort of criteria to “win my heart”. If there’s a connection and we’re compatible, I think everything will just fall into place.

84. Telekinesis would be pretty cool.

kppsean Asked:
you're a raspberry bruhhh

Well, thanks!

Please send me a fruit?


  • Strawberry - I’m in love with you.
  • Cherry - I love you.
  • Watermelon - I think you’re cute.
  • Blueberry - You’re amazing.
  • Kiwi - You’re pretty
  • Rasberry - You’re hot.
  • Plum - I would fuck you.
  • Paopu Fruit - I would date you.
  • Grapes - I could stay on your blog for hours.
  • Starfruit - You are my tumblr crush.
  • Orange - I want to get to know you.
  • Tangerine - We have a lot in common.
  • Lemon - I wish you would notice me.
  • Lime - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.

(via observationslave)

Anonymous Asked:
Do you have pretty feet?