I assume all men do this at the end of the day
You would be right
(Source: conchesumadres, via jerry-zu)
at my future wedding and funeral service
This is the way to anyone’s heart.
(Source: nastyshitwhitepeopleeat, via osm0sis)
I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website
You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps
(via backyardskills)
me:
*does nothing*
me:
wow im so tired
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
(via juztgurlythingz)
Anonymous Asked:
You are a genuine, intellectual, and lovely girl. :)
These projects are stressing me out.
I have such a love/hate relationship with web design.
Anonymous Asked:
i think you're absolutely adorable and i wish i wasn't so shy.
